dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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canadianjager:

IT’S SLEEPOVER SATURDAY!!

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aprilsimon:

flipfloplogic asked: matthew james thomas or porridge james thomas?

Through the window, I saw a little black dog curled up in a cage, and he just looked at me….I walked back to the store and said, “Porridge, his name is Porridge. Here’s my credit card. Goodbye!”

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littlewadoo:

Courf treating Marius like Leslie treats Ann in parks and rec though.

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schmergo:

I am not good at confrontation. Unless it’s the song from Les Miserables called “Confrontation.” I am great at “Confrontation.”

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adonutwithamapleglaze:

Doing theatre is stressful, but theatre stress is a different kind of stress. Theatre stress is stress that I want; stress that I crave. I thrive off of it. Theatre dress is good stress, because theatre is my passion.

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Anonymous said: What is your birth name?

um no????

Anonymous said: No but like seriously what bathroom do you use? And also, do you like guys or girls?

when i’m at school i use the girls bc i have to but in public usually men’s.

i like girls and nb peeps and stuff

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straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

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tunnystummy:

dear johnny - fuck you - tunny

johnny - borrowed your shirt. dont worry i didnt get blood on it. i just needed to get through my own private suicide - st j

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Anonymous said: How did your folks feel when you came out?

gay: both fine

trans: fine, but they don’t use he/his pronouns and hardly ever call me CJ

guys, tomorrow is my one year anniversary on tumblr

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